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(Originally written on my Agony Shorthand blog in 2005…)

THE RUTTO : “EI PALUUTA” 7"EP…..

A wild, borderline-inept, off the rails Finnish pseudo-hardcore record from 1983. I’ll take it! There’s a reason that record collecting scum have been scouring the auction sites for THE RUTTO’s debut of late. Now that I’ve heard the whole 6-minute package instead of just its kickoff track “Ma Vihaan”, I’m really floored by it. It’s just a massive wallop of sound, featuring a high-pitched Greg Ginn-like feedback whine that preludes every track, and a pummeling, fuzz-heavy guitar that brings almost as much steady intensity as Ginn did to tracks like “Police Story”or “I’ve Heard It Before”.

The female vocalist has this vessel-bursting vocal scrape that sounds like she’s attempting to spit up all 5-6 vowels at once – then again, perhaps that’s just the Finnish language for ya. She’s a real hoarse shouter nonetheless, and her amateur take on “singing” is in line with the rest of the DIY pleasures to be found on Rutto’s debut. Each of the 5 tracks buzz at a steady mid/high-tempo pace and don’t vary for 7/8ths of the track, yet all sort of fall to pieces at the end and stop, rev up again, and finally collapse into chaos. Fans of SOLGER, TEDDY & THE FRAT GIRLS and the motherf***in Flag themselves will be impressed. Get it on your dorky want list ASAP.

Listen to the whole thing here.

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We pulled out all of the stops this time to bring you the finest in raw, sub-underground rocknroll from the last five decades. Some epic crate-digging and mp3-filing had to occur before recording of DYNAMITE HEMORRHAGE RADIO #61 could commence, but now that we’re done with it, we’re pretty satisfied with how berserk and gnarly the set of tunes is this time. Download it and see if you agree.

New stuff this time from CHINESE GIRLS, CCTV, SAUNA YOUTH, SEEDS OF DOUBT, SHITFUCKS, CALAMARI GIRLS, HONEY RADAR, PEACERS, RAYS, AQUARIAN BLOOD and so much more……

Stream or download Dynamite Hemorrhage #61 on Soundcloud.

Stream it on MixCloud instead.

Subscribe to the show and grab a bunch of old ones on iTunes.

Track listing:

CHINESE GIRLS – Pop Life
CCTV – Paranoia
SHITFUCKS – Trappen Upp Til Porten
AQUARIAN BLOOD – Savage Mind
SAUNA YOUTH – New Fear
THEE MIGHTY CAESARS – La-La, La-La, La-La-La
KNIGHTS BRIDGE – CJ Smith
CALAMARI GIRLS – He Got That Plan on a Tag on the Back of His Jeans
HONEY RADAR – Bird Bath Math
PEACERS – R.J.D. (Salam)
MADELEINE CHARTRAND – Ani-Kuni
DAVE E. AND THE COOL MARRIAGE COUNSELORS – Searching Through Sears
MERCENARIAS – Da Do
URGE OVERKILL – The Polaroid Doll
CHROME – TV as Eyes
HARD-ONS – Ferdi’s Song
GIRLS AT OUR BEST! – Warm Girls
RAYS – Made of Shadows
THE PLAYTHINGS – Feeling OK
GAS – Pushing Against Me
SEEDS OF DOUBT – Others Pay

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(Originally posted on my Agony Shorthand blog back in 2005)

THEE MIGHTY CAESARS : “DON’T GIVE ANY DINNER TO HENRY CHINASKI” LP

Hands down the best record of BILLY CHILDISH’s exceptionally prolific career. I went hog wild scarfing up MIGHTY CAESARS vinyl in the late 80s/early 90s when the first Crypt best-of compilation turned me onto these guys, and at one point I think I had the entire discography before Thee Headcoats went off the deep end and tossed off onto the public every fart & titter committed to tape . This one from 1987, all 19 minutes of it, was by far the boldest and most raw thing this very bold & raw trio put to vinyl, featuring early wide-groove, near-45rpm versions of hits like “She’s Just 15”, “Devious Means” and “I Can Tell”.

This is when Childish & co. were deepest into their LINK WRAY fixation(s), so among the 10 tracks are incredible, hotwired versions of “Comanche” and “Run Chicken Run” – the former is so booming & loud I’d venture to say I’d even take it over Link’s version. Also features a thumper of a run-through of THE TROGGS’ “I Want You” and several other fantastic originals that never made it to later best-of comps (to my knowledge), like “The Bay of Pigs” and my fave, “La-La, La-La, La-La-La” (easily one of the Top 3-4 Caesars tracks ever).

It’s a band that’s not difficult to forget about sometimes, given their daunting discography and near vanishment from the historical record, but man, if someone was wise & prescient enough to re-press this thing, I can think of a lot of ears that’d wanna hear it.

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dynamitehemorrhage:

Weeks in the making, it’s Dynamite Hemorrhage Radio #60, a kinda longish-running music podcast/phony radio show featuring sub-underground rocknroll from the previous five decades – and then some.

Because I dawdled and took my time w/ this one, it meant I was able to cobble together some stellar new materials from VITAL IDLES, SHITFUCKS, SAUNA YOUTH, ERASE ERRATA, RAYS, BUMMER’S EVE, SPRAY PAINT, FRAU, HONEY RADAR and even LIME CRUSH. Oh yeah.

I also wandered down into the Dynamite Hemorrhage Library and pulled up pre-2015 material from DANNY & THE DRESSMAKERS, BONA DISH, DIE KREUZEN, TEDDY & THE FRAT GIRLS and more top musical favorites of yours, on quality par with those.

Download or stream Dynamite Hemorrhage Radio #60 on Soundcloud.

Give it a listen over on Mixcloud instead.

Download this one and subscribe to the show on iTunes.

Track listing:

VITAL IDLES – My Sentiments
SPRAY PAINT – Entry Level Human
TEDDY & THE FRAT GIRLS – I Owe It To The Girls
LIME CRUSH – It’s You
TIME FLYS – In My Skool
HUMAN SWITCHBOARD – No!
SNEAKS – This Is
FRAU – Discipline
THE FLESH EATERS – Agony Shorthand (1978 demo)
HONEY RADAR – Drink Your Magazine
THE FALL-OUTS – Another Fad
DAVIE ALLEN & THE ARROWS – The Young World
THE BRISTOLS – Questions I Can’t Answer
RAYS – Drop Dead
DANNY & THE DRESSMAKERS – Don’t Make Another Bass Guitar, Mr. Rickenbacher
DIE KREUZEN – Rumors
SHITFUCKS – Alla Pa Busen
DADAMAH – Prove
SAUNA YOUTH – Abstract Notions
MYELIN SHEATHS – Half Wit
ERASE ERRATA – Another Reason To Arrest and Imprison The “Free”
THE PITS – Dumb Things
BONA DISH – Challenge
BUMMER’S EVE – Blue

We’ll be heading out on a bit of a vacation for a few days, so thought we’d leave you with a re-post of last week’s podcast, just in case you hadn’t pressed play yet.

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I bought my first copy of Maximum RocknRoll since….well….let’s say it’s been a few years. Why? Because they had the good sense to have Dynamite Hemorrhage contributing editor Erika Elizabeth write a column.

She’s in the new July issue, talking about THE SHIFTERS, URANIUM CLUB, her lost female-fronted punk piece in Dynamite Hemorrhage #2, and some other deeply-buried obscurities that you need an alterna-sherpa like Ms. Elizabeth to help find. 

You can order it here. Listen to her monthly podcast here.