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SOUTHERN COMFORT are the Sydney, Australia-based progeny of Angie Bermuda of the bands Straight Arrows, her own “Angie” and Ruined Fortune.

Their fantastic second 45’s been a big, big hit in my house for weeks now. Awash in swirling baths of guitar and lovely dual vocals that float over two exceptionally well-constructed pop-psych numbers, it’s almost like they’re planting a tempting stake in the ground for paisley underground, round three. It’s better than The Tourists’ single and almost nearly as good as Salvation Army’s – how about that?

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(Originally posted on my Agony Shorthand blog in 2005)

SKIP SPENCE – “Oar”

When I got a good look at SKIP SPENCE for the first time, in a MOBY GRAPE live TV performance of “Hey Grandma”, he appeared like a vision of every cool-ass Haight-Ashbury hippie rock star rolled into one, the living epitome of the wacked-out righteous freak. Boss moves, boss goatee, killer nehru jacket, and even the band was great. A lot more together-looking than the towering “Skip Spence” of legend, the one who burned his mind and body on many mind-shifting chemicals & recorded this terrible-selling LP “Oar” while shuffling in and out of psychiatric institutions. I heard “Oar” once in college and instantly rejected it, and hadn’t heard it again until this year. Once a curmudgeon, always a curmudgeon. Never cared how many hipsters’ lips sang its praises; I know how those people operate. Someone of less than sound mind makes a weird record, and all of a sudden it’s an “outsider” classic that operates on a different frequency than the rest of that fuckin’ American corporate bullshit that everyone else listens to. Good news (for me) is that as my BS detector has sharpened over the years, my palate has also broadened, and what amounted to shambling drunkard’s country-rock 17-18 years ago now sounds pretty ace.“Oar”’s far less bizarre and inaccessible than many have made it out to be; aside from Spence’s cracked, musky, hollow voice (which is still great), what’s so weird about this thing? It’s a little loopy in parts, but mostly I hear some fine psychedelic basement Americana, true to the pre-war masters of the blues & hillbilly ethos while remaining firmly in touch with its own drugged-out era. 

“Little Hands”, the opener, was likely the 45 if there was one (too lazy to look it up), and I’m guessing that whatever FM airplay that “Oar” received back in the day was disproportionally tilted toward this sing-along, “everybody love your brother”-esque ditty. It’s hella catchy, as we used to say in Cali. “Cripple Creek”, which features Spence singing in a deep baritone that only the slugs and grub worms can hear, is a dark tale from the dark South, yet sounds so quintessentially San Francisco 1969 that I can see why it’s one that always crops up in late-night discussions of the record, discussions that I have always had to recuse myself from. “Weighted Down”, while a good hobo ballad, is itself weighted down by about three verses too many. Likewise with many of the other tracks – some are just outstanding and instantly ready for near canonization (“War In Peace”, the ultra-short 1:31 “Lawrence of Euphoria”), others just plod and wander and go nowhere slowly. But if this is the product of a deranged, mad genius, I sure can’t tell. It’s just a very good acoustic folk rock record from the hippie days. I might even play it again in 2 years!

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There have been some excellent dumb punk songs this year from Wet Blankets, Ausmuteants and many others – but “I Ain’t Going To Church” from Buck Biloxi and the Fucks takes the goddamn cake.

(“Driving in their fancy cars/dressed up in their shirts/they think they’re so good and pure/I think they’re reverse”).

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(Originally posted on my Hedonist Jive blog in 2012)

WATCH THOSE EARDRUMS & BRAINWAVES – VOID “SESSIONS 1981-83”

Eight years ago I wrote up an “American Hardcore Hall of Fame” piece on my Agony Shorthand blog, designed to settle all debates around who were the greatest hardcore punk acts of all time. I’m pretty sure all debates did end after this post, in fact. Clocking in at #4 was Washington DC’s VOID, a legendary group who barely registered in terms of vinyl output when they were around. One half of an LP and two compilation tracks – not bad, I guess, when you consider the lifespan of most of 1980-83’s honor role. I came across their psychotic flipside of the FAITH/VOID split LP back in college in the 80s, and I’ll admit that I actually did a little thrashin’ about the dorm room to it more than once. No punk rock had ever been this intense, art-damaged, creepy or loud – none. Here’s what I wrote about it on the old blog:

If you’ve never heard the incredibly twisted artcore of VOID, I have to say there’s never been anything like it before or since. These guys were supposedly thick-necked suburban jocks with pickups & gun racks, but lurking somewhere in their collective psyche were a surrealist, a Dadaist and a deranged mental patient. Their side of this split LP starts strong and hard, but gradually gets more and more insane and weird, until the last 3 tracks, “War Hero”, “Think” and “Explode”, which are off-the-charts damaged, full of stops and starts and reverses galore. Totally amazing, and it blows me away every time I hear it.
I actually only mark about three “scenes” as having been responsible for 95% of all great hardcore punk records: Boston, DC, Michigan/Wisconsin and….that’s it. VOID stood apart from all their peers, and only the Japanese hardcore that came a year or two later was as weird and eardrum-damaging. I heard rumors that Void, like so many of their once-great peers (SS Decontrol, Gang Green, Negative Approach, you could argue Die Kreuzen), morphed into a punkish “hard metal” after their record, and since no one was apparently interested, these recordings never got officially released. What did come out, on a couple of 7” bootlegs, were Void demos and live recordings. I bought one semi-official EP of 1981 recordings called “Condensed Flesh” that was OK. Never thought there’d ever be another VOID release of any significance – until, uh, now!

Dischord Records, the label that put out FAITH/VOID back in the day, has compiled 34 tracks spanning their career called “SESSIONS 1981-83”, with studio tracks running up until 1982 and then two live tracks from 1983 at the very end. None except for the two tracks that made it to the “Flex Your Head” compilation have ever been “officially” released. Is any of it as good as the Void side of Faith/Void? No. No it is not. That said, you can track the evolution of the band into the monster they became, and even at their most generic in their early ’81 days, they weren’t generic. In other words, even when they’re singing about being “Annoyed” or how “Suburbs Suck”, they still rule a far sight over most HC lunkheads. John Weiffenbach’s vocals were terrific, and even before they’d incorporated feedback and odd time signatures, guitarist Bubba Dupree still shredded like no one this side of Greg Ginn.
Then around the last third of the CD you can hear the parasites start to take over these four gentlemen’s brains. Songs start with weird feedback hums, split-second breaks happen in hugely unexpected places, Weiffenbach raises the tonal level of his voice a couple of octaves and starts enunciating like a cartoon character, and wow – it’s amazing, breakneck stuff. The live version of “Explode” is awesome – a song you can’t even slam to! It’s too crazed! The other live track brought me back to the thankfully-gone days of “Pass the mic around – let the audience sing the chorus!”. Remember that? “SESSIONS 1981-83” should on no uncertain terms be your entrée into the twisted world of Void, but once you’ve successfully marinated for a while in their side of Faith/Void, let this one be your proverbial dessert. You’ll have earned it.
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Here’s yet another hour-long curated mess, a collection of developmentally delayed rock and roll – and some very evolved pop – from the most recent five decades of recorded sound. I tip my proverbial cap this time to the wacko spazz-punk of THE CONEHEADS, to say nothing of new stuff from NOTS, USELESS EATERS, SCRABBLED and those three new bands that get played every show: HONEY RADAR, SNEAKS and KING TEARS MORTUARY.

But wait – that’s not all. There’s teutonic punk from the likes of Stalinorgel and Schund; an incredible unearthing by Rema-Rema; and more clatter and clang from The Minutemen, Crash Course in Science, John Berenzy’s 20/20, Goblin Mix, The Eat and more. I “hope you love it as much as I did making it for you”.

Download Dynamite Hemorrhage Radio #47 here.
Download or stream Dynamite Hemorrhage Radio #47 on Soundcloud.
Subscribe to the show via iTunes.

Playlist:

NOTS – Decadance
THE CONEHEADS – Hack Hack Hack
THE CONEHEADS – ‘Notha Thing
REMA-REMA – International Scale
THE MINUTEMEN – Fanatics
NUMBERS – Information
THE EAT – Dr. TV
THE SNAILS – Snails’ Love Theme
SCRABBLED – Brisbane Town
KING TEARS MORTUARY – Grease Trap
HONEY RADAR – Birds Reunion
CRASH COURSE IN SCIENCE – Kitchen Motors
FLY ASHTRAY – President Stones
STALINORGEL – Ich Geh Ins Exil
SCHUND – Schund
BLACK RANDY & HIS ELITE METROSQUAD – Idi Amin
JOHN BERENZY’S 20/20 – Vice Versus
SNEAKS – Tough Luck
CLAG – Scum Manor
SARALEE – Lead The Fire 
VIRGINIA DARE – Ship Go Down
GOBLIN MIX – The Unusual Wish
USELESS EATERS – Out In The Night 

Some past shows:
Dynamite Hemorrhage #46    (playlist) 
Dynamite Hemorrhage #45    (playlist) 
Dynamite Hemorrhage #44    (playlist) 
Dynamite Hemorrhage #43    (playlist) 
Dynamite Hemorrhage #42    (playlist) 
Dynamite Hemorrhage #41    (playlist) 
Dynamite Hemorrhage #40    (playlist)

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King Tears Mortuary – Asleep At The Wheel Of Fortune 7” EP (Vacant Valley)

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Six sounds of boundary-free pop mayhem from a Sydney band that sounds as appropriate in 2014 as it might’ve opening for Toy Love in 1979. Bright female vocals take the spotlight as the melodies surge and the drums pound, fistfuls of notes crammed into 90 second bursts of energy and mannerisms…

I do love ‘em, don’t know if that’s enough to check them out, but…..they’re also interviewed in the upcoming Dynamite Hemorrhage #2.

King Tears Mortuary – Asleep At The Wheel Of Fortune 7” EP (Vacant Valley)

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Will be posting a new Dynamite Hemorrhage Radio (#47) in the next 48 hours, give or take – but the gettin’s still good on this one from two weeks ago as well.

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Australians. They’re all over Dynamite Hemorrhage Radio #46. The exiled convicts of yore have sprouted creative progeny several links down the generational chain, and now a week doesn’t go by when some top-notch Australian band doesn’t arrive in our inbox – and therefore onto this show. So DH #46 is represented well this time by Australians through the years – from the brand-new (Scrabbled, King Tears Mortuary, Clag, Straight Arrows, Southern Comfort and Eastlink) to those from nearly fifty years ago (Pip Proud, pictured here). We even tossed in some Americans, Brits and New Zealanders from the ages as well.

The show’s a little over an hour and features other new stuff from Buck Biloxi and The Fucks, Sneaks, Honey Radar, Dark Times and even Allo Darlin’ – whose singer, get this, is Australian! Good on ya, AU! Download or stream it below and feel free to grab some of the older shows as well.

Download Dynamite Hemorrhage Radio #46 here. (or download it on SoundCloud instead)
Stream or download Dynamite Hemorrhage Radio #46 on Soundcloud.
Subscribe to the show on iTunes.

Playlist:

TRAVEL AGENCY – Jailbait
CLAG – Twozza
SCISSOR FITS – I Don’t Want To Work For British Airways
THE AISLERS SET – Langour in the Balcony
SOUTHERN COMFORT – Me and My Baby
SNEAKS – True Killer
BILDERS – Bedrock Bay
PIP PROUD – Purple Boy Gang
SUBMARINE RACES – Wiretaps
THE MAKERS – Waste of Flesh
JACKKNIFE – Come On
SONIC CHICKEN 4 – Inspiration
THE RONDELLES – Safety in Numbers
SCRABBLED – Jeebus Cried
MIKE REP & THE QUOTAS – Mama Was a Schitzo, Daddy Was a Vegetable Man
HONEY RADAR – Stuttering Taprooms
PSANDWICH – Little White Cords
DARK TIMES – Control
STRAIGHT ARROWS – Can’t Stand It
BUCK BILOXI AND THE FUCKS – Tough Shit
KING TEARS MORTUARY – False Pregnancy
THE YUMMY FUR – Car Park
EASTLINK – Spring Street
ALLO DARLIN’ – Bright Eyes

Some past shows:
Dynamite Hemorrhage #45    (playlist)
Dynamite Hemorrhage #44    (playlist)
Dynamite Hemorrhage #43    (playlist)
Dynamite Hemorrhage #42    (playlist)
Dynamite Hemorrhage #41    (playlist)
Dynamite Hemorrhage #40    (playlist) 
Dynamite Hemorrhage #39    (playlist) 
Dynamite Hemorrhage #38    (playlist) 
Dynamite Hemorrhage #37    (playlist) 
Dynamite Hemorrhage #36    (playlist) 
Dynamite Hemorrhage #35    (playlist) 
Dynamite Hemorrhage #34    (playlist) 
Dynamite Hemorrhage #33    (playlist)
Dynamite Hemorrhage #32    (playlist)